Thoughts That Breathe !

looks pretty ordinary yet unique in itself...
my so called final practicals ended on the 3rd of december. so called because to some they were practicals and to some a final exam. for me and my 2-3 friends, it was a mere student-teacher interaction of different colleges to see whats the level of cheating in a particular college. i tried my level best to keep my college flag flying. although, with no support from others, it rather looked a one person fight all the way around. doesn't it seem to be the same way sehwag played 2 days ago...
ohkay...! before you all come and beat me, i better change the topic. so today, as usual, my perfect alarm didn't help me and i woke up at 10:30. i went straight to my t.v, channel no.12, neo sports...
climax scene: harbhajan singh to welegedara(sme UBCWD WELEGDARA...wat a name chap!). and there it was...what kirsten had been waiting for the past 18 months. THE LAST WICKET! INDIA'S LAST TEST MATCH THIS SEASON! INDIA'S EMERGENCE AS THE NO.1 TEAM!
WAT A RELIEF!!!
a wish sehwag best of luck for coming matches...
WAT AN INNNINGS OF 293...!
maybe if only he would have talked to his mother on his tanananana....tana nanana reliance phone, maybe 300 was never too far.

STORY: 18 MONTHS....subtitle(bollywood compulsions) ...the athara mahine

CAST: PREET SINGH, GARY KIRSTEN, INDIAN CRICKET TEAM, G.T.B.I.T

PLOT: THE STORY REVOLVES AROUND 2 GUYS NAMED PREET AND GARY WHO ARE SO DIFFERENT, ORDINARY YET UNIQUE. ONE JOINS INDIAN CRICKET AS A CRICKET COACH...wat a life...
ONE JOINS A B.TECH COLLEGE GTBIT, ...huh...WAT A LIFE OF DISASTERS..
(1 can see the verbal irony but i cant help my avant garde' wicked ideas leave my brain apartment)

so, in 18 months, gary has helped indian cricket a lot. no.1 position in test cricket and an almost no.1 in odis. forget 20-20s for some time. its time for some real TESTS(metaphorical insults...)!!!
i dont know what really helped the indian win.
it wasnt the sex advice before matches for sure. gary must have had some some instead for giving this sort of an advice after all just think, what if he would have told this to the smart guy in red plastic googles, RAMESH POWAR.
neways, congrats to all....gary, paddy, venkatesh, robin, ..little master, bhajju, zaheer...all
and i felt disappointed on not seeing sreesanth being slapped again.

coming to the second story, preet joined a cse course in btech. wat a period of minors...minors...minors...sme mre minors...and mre minors...i dnt know how much have i wasted on my gel pens...!
um...sorry...back to the point...
well, to be very frank, i have done SIMPLY NOTHING!
I MEAN THERE WAS NOTHING TO DO...EXCEPT SUBMIT SOMEWHAT 3010 ASSIGMENTS WHICH THE TEACHERS SOLD OFF TO KABAADI WALA AND BOUGHT A NEW PAIR OF TOPS, SME 120 REGISTERS WHICH THEY SOLD TO BUY 2 CADBURYS CHOCOLATE LADDU'S FOR THEIR KIDS, SOME 200 BLANK PAGES OF CLASS TESTS WHICH WERE AS USELESS TO ME AS TO MY TEACHERS, SOME 30 MINOR SHEETS WHICH WERE AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT FOR ART LOVERS AS THEY HAD THE MOST STRANGE RED DESIGNS(crosses,cuts,etc.) MADE ON THEM.
i had made new records in subjects like a.e and c.s getting marks which when added to the marks of my friend raman, were almost equal to those of a witch "ena...west indies"(she calls herself a grl...) who did some srange dance when she got 30/30 in marks. i wonder if that was a salute to their witches and wizards wo helped her get these marks.

so, gary and me...dats been the story...
was there a lady who called...
" MERE GARY-PREET AAYENGE.." ...nt d same as " MERE KARAN-ARJUN AAYENGE"

hmm.................

i am a good script writer though.
so, the morale of the story is: keep reading my blog for more interesting stories.
would love to hear from you all about this...this movie being a hit or a dud!