misunderstood every time...
reprimanded...
sleepless nights...
endless thoughts...
thwarting defeat...
finally, so far this is the oldest i have been.

my selcouth brain demands more energy than anything in this world...simple because it is running every moment...even when i sleep...thinking of new ideas on how to pass

in final exams...!
anyways,
i am more interested in catching that virtual reality that only my eyes can see it. with a yex, i depone that its success which i am trying to get hold of but i have failed.
you know, why are parents more interested in finding out the reasons behind the mess and instead, can't symphatize on seeing those heavy complex books.
i remember reading an article on 'method in madness'. it said that yes, theres always a perfect logic to the mess, and in no way impairs our ability to locate the need

amidst the pile, though u'll always need to riffle-raffle a bit in process. and the big thing...the exam fuss...makes my worries insignificant( who commented on my fb status...who likes it...)
time to change the cognitive pathway...

i am spending half the day on my computer and the other half on my precious sleep.
so, you must be wondering where is the much required studying time...
yeah...till now...even i am simply wondering... :(
i am witnessing dysania for the past few days.
to simply have a good timepass, i have been exploring every hook and corner of my house to find something new and exciting. well, i found a spider coming out of its web...
WHOA...!
I JUST NEED TO TELL THIS SPIDER TO BITE ME...
and yesssssssss...and then i can be INCREDIBLE INDIA'S(a bit of advertising) new MAKKAD-MAN!!!
i can reach agrasen or parshuram...or even gtbit...in 5 min        
what a life it would be...!
1 min...
the spider, on the other hand, was continuing his/her journey all this time.
it pounced on me...and i performed the disgusting Arachnoleptic Fit.
the spider seemed disturbed. there can be various reasons...
all you brilliant minds out there, guess the right choice for the reason behind spiders disturbance and you could  win an all expenses paid trip to gtbits dcs lab...(a wonder

in its own...where nothing works...neither your mind nor the instruments)

options:
1. spider was an engineer from ip university and had to give too many reappear exams
2. his girlfriend/her boyfriend might have dumped him/her.
3. he/she wasn't able to access his/her gmail and facebook account.
4. recession
5. on meeting me
6. any other reason(plz specify)




It's been a long time since i last wrote. i was too busy. as you know, i love playing with challenges and that too risky ones. so, i was preparing for my a.e and maths exams. you know i am a winner. but some challenges are made to be kept as challenges( jst lke watchin r.g.verma ki aag) only which are never won. nehow, i can't help it now. still, i wrote in my papers that i am a village girl who has faced many hardships to give these exams. so please try and pass me otherwise my parents are going to marry me to the person who's photograph has been kept folded in the next page. (i had deep singh's 3*3 photo). NOW, I AM EXPECTING TO EITHER GET PASSED OR TO HEAR THE NEWS THAT A TEACHER DIED WHILE CHECKING A PAPER.
anyways, i have come up with some resolutions for the year 2010.
AND I ALSO WISH ALL OF YOU...A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!




  • I will not watch any ram gopal verma movie.
  • I will AT LEAST try to hear a single excuse that tusshar kapoor is giving for his yet another flop film.
  • I will watch only 49 overs per side whle watchin an ODI.
  • I will carefully examine my assignments and make a guess what's hidden in there.
  • I will dedicate myself completely to the next season of big boss.
  • I will not call raman, monga, ajit or any1 else to mark my proxy. INSTEAD, I'L MESSAGE THEM.
  • I will eat my share less. I'll capitalize on what others leave.
  • I will blog more....if and only if...others are reading it without asking money for reading some shit.
  • I will not make the same excuse(kya...aap toh jaante ho...naraina) to my parents for coming late.(since d flyover is complete now...)
  • I will not watch india tv.
  • I will try and figure out the mental status of all those girls who are eager to marry some rahul mahajan who did something with some payal rohatgi, some sambhavna seth and some raja chaudary on some big boss which no one talked about.
  • I have to..have to...have to upgrade my computer.

  • I will not interrupt ja***ne while she speaks ...i dnt know what to call it......
I....AND THE PERSON...SRRY...2ND PARTICIPANT...SRRY...2ND POSITION WINNER IS MONGAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! CLAP FOR HIM!
NOW, BY 1 MARK...THE WINNER IS PREET SINGH...(while looking at preet)...OH NO...ITS RAMANPREET SINGH...(stll lukin at preet)...OH ...ITS PREET(now lukin at ramanpreet)....OH NO...NON..NONONON...THE RESULT...WINNER IS JASPREET SINGH...(now all lukin at her, preet and ramanpreet lukin at themselves)...OH...OHOHOHOHOH...I THE YOU HAVE ANNOUNCED...WHAT I WAS SAYIN ki main bol rahi thi....................
happysss endingsss

  • I will not abuse rakhi sawant while watching any of her shows in front of my parents.
  • I will not sell my books before my exams are over.
  • i will try to buy all my books before my exmas are over.
  • I will study more maths.
  • I am not going to watch harry potter movies more than 5 times a day.
  • I will not insult ajeeb*** or his/her frnds.
  • I will no longer waste my time relieving the past(subjects in which i failed), instead I will spend it worrying about the future(more failures).
  • I will not bore my teachers by giving the same excuse for bunking classes.
  • I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
  • I will give up going to KFC. Totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....
  • I will try to figure out why I *really* need to chat with more than 10 people at a time.
  • I resolve to work with neglected people -- my teachers.
  • I will read the books... just as soon as I can find them.
  • I am going to remove all those misunderstandings...like ena says shes lukin good...sanchit thinks hes lost some weight... 
  • I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow(ch**nu) sits next to me again, I'll tell him that he stinks!
  • I will be more imaginative and think about newer ideas while sitting in my class.
  • I will not hang around with girls - just that they must not think that you like them.
  • I will not chat with girls on facebook just to get their number. I better ask their addresses.
  • I am going to listen to what amandeep singh ahuja has to say. because i am going to record his deadly jokes and going to play the same recording to him only. (after all...poison kills poison)
FINALLY, I WILL TRY DESE IN D 1ST WEEK OF JAN AND RELIVE VICTORY OVER THEM THE REMAINING YEAR!!!

looks pretty ordinary yet unique in itself...
my so called final practicals ended on the 3rd of december. so called because to some they were practicals and to some a final exam. for me and my 2-3 friends, it was a mere student-teacher interaction of different colleges to see whats the level of cheating in a particular college. i tried my level best to keep my college flag flying. although, with no support from others, it rather looked a one person fight all the way around. doesn't it seem to be the same way sehwag played 2 days ago...
ohkay...! before you all come and beat me, i better change the topic. so today, as usual, my perfect alarm didn't help me and i woke up at 10:30. i went straight to my t.v, channel no.12, neo sports...
climax scene: harbhajan singh to welegedara(sme UBCWD WELEGDARA...wat a name chap!). and there it was...what kirsten had been waiting for the past 18 months. THE LAST WICKET! INDIA'S LAST TEST MATCH THIS SEASON! INDIA'S EMERGENCE AS THE NO.1 TEAM!
WAT A RELIEF!!!
a wish sehwag best of luck for coming matches...
WAT AN INNNINGS OF 293...!
maybe if only he would have talked to his mother on his tanananana....tana nanana reliance phone, maybe 300 was never too far.

STORY: 18 MONTHS....subtitle(bollywood compulsions) ...the athara mahine

CAST: PREET SINGH, GARY KIRSTEN, INDIAN CRICKET TEAM, G.T.B.I.T

PLOT: THE STORY REVOLVES AROUND 2 GUYS NAMED PREET AND GARY WHO ARE SO DIFFERENT, ORDINARY YET UNIQUE. ONE JOINS INDIAN CRICKET AS A CRICKET COACH...wat a life...
ONE JOINS A B.TECH COLLEGE GTBIT, ...huh...WAT A LIFE OF DISASTERS..
(1 can see the verbal irony but i cant help my avant garde' wicked ideas leave my brain apartment)

so, in 18 months, gary has helped indian cricket a lot. no.1 position in test cricket and an almost no.1 in odis. forget 20-20s for some time. its time for some real TESTS(metaphorical insults...)!!!
i dont know what really helped the indian win.
it wasnt the sex advice before matches for sure. gary must have had some some instead for giving this sort of an advice after all just think, what if he would have told this to the smart guy in red plastic googles, RAMESH POWAR.
neways, congrats to all....gary, paddy, venkatesh, robin, ..little master, bhajju, zaheer...all
and i felt disappointed on not seeing sreesanth being slapped again.

coming to the second story, preet joined a cse course in btech. wat a period of minors...minors...minors...sme mre minors...and mre minors...i dnt know how much have i wasted on my gel pens...!
um...sorry...back to the point...
well, to be very frank, i have done SIMPLY NOTHING!
I MEAN THERE WAS NOTHING TO DO...EXCEPT SUBMIT SOMEWHAT 3010 ASSIGMENTS WHICH THE TEACHERS SOLD OFF TO KABAADI WALA AND BOUGHT A NEW PAIR OF TOPS, SME 120 REGISTERS WHICH THEY SOLD TO BUY 2 CADBURYS CHOCOLATE LADDU'S FOR THEIR KIDS, SOME 200 BLANK PAGES OF CLASS TESTS WHICH WERE AS USELESS TO ME AS TO MY TEACHERS, SOME 30 MINOR SHEETS WHICH WERE AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT FOR ART LOVERS AS THEY HAD THE MOST STRANGE RED DESIGNS(crosses,cuts,etc.) MADE ON THEM.
i had made new records in subjects like a.e and c.s getting marks which when added to the marks of my friend raman, were almost equal to those of a witch "ena...west indies"(she calls herself a grl...) who did some srange dance when she got 30/30 in marks. i wonder if that was a salute to their witches and wizards wo helped her get these marks.

so, gary and me...dats been the story...
was there a lady who called...
" MERE GARY-PREET AAYENGE.." ...nt d same as " MERE KARAN-ARJUN AAYENGE"

hmm.................

i am a good script writer though.
so, the morale of the story is: keep reading my blog for more interesting stories.
would love to hear from you all about this...this movie being a hit or a dud!

gOd hELp tHEm...aNd blEss mE

hello....back after a long time...
yeah, i mean 6 days is quite a long period. Well, i must tell you that i was too busy with my friends as they were too busy to keep me busy and the bottmline is that i was busy enough and as a result, no blogging. i don't think you would like to know the 100 grim realities that stopped me to go on. well, some of my known one's(ummm....i hate them and as every action has an equal and opp. reaction, therefore, i am their friend) have started this mission which they call revolution(i don't y).
well, can you imagine if someone who drinks banta everyday suddenly comes up to you and starts to talk about tequila and vodka. Shocked ? even, i was... i mean i was petrified for a moment and that's why the last words i remember are {traffic, control panel, website, 2.5 lakh, mohalla...}. I can't put my brain to further damaging test not so much as sach ka saamna or moment of truth. i mean i can't stand what was going on. so, finally got an idea to start my own mission to counter attack but luck was not on my side probably because of that long long long solar eclipse. hey, by the way, anyone of you watched it ? well, coming back to my point of some serious trouble with some fellows, i want to ask you guys that swine flu isn't a problem anymore ? no, oh my friendsssssssssss.........oh no, huhhhhhhhhh...in fact....Oh Yesssssssssssssss .... !!!
u must have read my buzzing with energy post. now, that guy always engages me in a discussion...which he did again. and mind you, he did that while i was writing this post, so you all i think would love to meet him and present him a good spanking.
well, the last time i spoke about him, i told you about his philosophy but this time i realized that he is a messenger, as he always talks about god. coming from him to my friend 'tension singh', he is starting to do some business of his own. well, i don't know what he's gonna do but i can assure you that it would help curb recession as his business is going to profit people and not him. and how could i forget, recently ajit, tension's best friend, and also the rough and tough 6 pack guy, did start with some another business. i wonder what's going on what this new youngistaan of ours. everyone has his own business now and i (SHAME ON ME) don't even have a girlfriend of to say yes that i have someone who i can say is my own. shame, shame, shame.....NOT ON ME BuT all you girls out there. chalo isko chodke koi aur baat karte hai...i dont hve 1 so y to cry abt 1 ?
hm.........let me think about something else to talk about.
you know about korean parliament, that i am smart, indo-pak relations, kareena-saif stuff, shahid....and all
what is it that people don't know today ?
well, you could tell me that in your comments.
Aahaaaaaa !!
struck gold ~~~~
what i want to tell you is about an affair that is in it's budding stages, not so old, not so mature and not so strong till now. boy's name is jv(we call hm dis way) and the girls name is jvlata(name changed). just that want to hear from you people to give them some advice how to excel in their relationship.
and i don't think i have anythng left to say, just that my itsy bitsy mind has left my head apartment and wants a vacation before the college opens, not that it's going to be of any use when it opens.
and.........................
i am seriously dying to go to college and bunk all those classes.
so see you next time all you people in this mini version of moment of truth where i don't ask any questions but directly give answers.
Auf Wiedersehen !!

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