misunderstood every time...
reprimanded...
sleepless nights...
endless thoughts...
thwarting defeat...
finally, so far this is the oldest i have been.

my selcouth brain demands more energy than anything in this world...simple because it is running every moment...even when i sleep...thinking of new ideas on how to pass

in final exams...!
anyways,
i am more interested in catching that virtual reality that only my eyes can see it. with a yex, i depone that its success which i am trying to get hold of but i have failed.
you know, why are parents more interested in finding out the reasons behind the mess and instead, can't symphatize on seeing those heavy complex books.
i remember reading an article on 'method in madness'. it said that yes, theres always a perfect logic to the mess, and in no way impairs our ability to locate the need

amidst the pile, though u'll always need to riffle-raffle a bit in process. and the big thing...the exam fuss...makes my worries insignificant( who commented on my fb status...who likes it...)
time to change the cognitive pathway...

i am spending half the day on my computer and the other half on my precious sleep.
so, you must be wondering where is the much required studying time...
yeah...till now...even i am simply wondering... :(
i am witnessing dysania for the past few days.
to simply have a good timepass, i have been exploring every hook and corner of my house to find something new and exciting. well, i found a spider coming out of its web...
WHOA...!
I JUST NEED TO TELL THIS SPIDER TO BITE ME...
and yesssssssss...and then i can be INCREDIBLE INDIA'S(a bit of advertising) new MAKKAD-MAN!!!
i can reach agrasen or parshuram...or even gtbit...in 5 min        
what a life it would be...!
1 min...
the spider, on the other hand, was continuing his/her journey all this time.
it pounced on me...and i performed the disgusting Arachnoleptic Fit.
the spider seemed disturbed. there can be various reasons...
all you brilliant minds out there, guess the right choice for the reason behind spiders disturbance and you could  win an all expenses paid trip to gtbits dcs lab...(a wonder

in its own...where nothing works...neither your mind nor the instruments)

options:
1. spider was an engineer from ip university and had to give too many reappear exams
2. his girlfriend/her boyfriend might have dumped him/her.
3. he/she wasn't able to access his/her gmail and facebook account.
4. recession
5. on meeting me
6. any other reason(plz specify)




It's been a long time since i last wrote. i was too busy. as you know, i love playing with challenges and that too risky ones. so, i was preparing for my a.e and maths exams. you know i am a winner. but some challenges are made to be kept as challenges( jst lke watchin r.g.verma ki aag) only which are never won. nehow, i can't help it now. still, i wrote in my papers that i am a village girl who has faced many hardships to give these exams. so please try and pass me otherwise my parents are going to marry me to the person who's photograph has been kept folded in the next page. (i had deep singh's 3*3 photo). NOW, I AM EXPECTING TO EITHER GET PASSED OR TO HEAR THE NEWS THAT A TEACHER DIED WHILE CHECKING A PAPER.
anyways, i have come up with some resolutions for the year 2010.
AND I ALSO WISH ALL OF YOU...A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!




  • I will not watch any ram gopal verma movie.
  • I will AT LEAST try to hear a single excuse that tusshar kapoor is giving for his yet another flop film.
  • I will watch only 49 overs per side whle watchin an ODI.
  • I will carefully examine my assignments and make a guess what's hidden in there.
  • I will dedicate myself completely to the next season of big boss.
  • I will not call raman, monga, ajit or any1 else to mark my proxy. INSTEAD, I'L MESSAGE THEM.
  • I will eat my share less. I'll capitalize on what others leave.
  • I will blog more....if and only if...others are reading it without asking money for reading some shit.
  • I will not make the same excuse(kya...aap toh jaante ho...naraina) to my parents for coming late.(since d flyover is complete now...)
  • I will not watch india tv.
  • I will try and figure out the mental status of all those girls who are eager to marry some rahul mahajan who did something with some payal rohatgi, some sambhavna seth and some raja chaudary on some big boss which no one talked about.
  • I have to..have to...have to upgrade my computer.

  • I will not interrupt ja***ne while she speaks ...i dnt know what to call it......
I....AND THE PERSON...SRRY...2ND PARTICIPANT...SRRY...2ND POSITION WINNER IS MONGAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! CLAP FOR HIM!
NOW, BY 1 MARK...THE WINNER IS PREET SINGH...(while looking at preet)...OH NO...ITS RAMANPREET SINGH...(stll lukin at preet)...OH ...ITS PREET(now lukin at ramanpreet)....OH NO...NON..NONONON...THE RESULT...WINNER IS JASPREET SINGH...(now all lukin at her, preet and ramanpreet lukin at themselves)...OH...OHOHOHOHOH...I THE YOU HAVE ANNOUNCED...WHAT I WAS SAYIN ki main bol rahi thi....................
happysss endingsss

  • I will not abuse rakhi sawant while watching any of her shows in front of my parents.
  • I will not sell my books before my exams are over.
  • i will try to buy all my books before my exmas are over.
  • I will study more maths.
  • I am not going to watch harry potter movies more than 5 times a day.
  • I will not insult ajeeb*** or his/her frnds.
  • I will no longer waste my time relieving the past(subjects in which i failed), instead I will spend it worrying about the future(more failures).
  • I will not bore my teachers by giving the same excuse for bunking classes.
  • I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
  • I will give up going to KFC. Totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....
  • I will try to figure out why I *really* need to chat with more than 10 people at a time.
  • I resolve to work with neglected people -- my teachers.
  • I will read the books... just as soon as I can find them.
  • I am going to remove all those misunderstandings...like ena says shes lukin good...sanchit thinks hes lost some weight... 
  • I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow(ch**nu) sits next to me again, I'll tell him that he stinks!
  • I will be more imaginative and think about newer ideas while sitting in my class.
  • I will not hang around with girls - just that they must not think that you like them.
  • I will not chat with girls on facebook just to get their number. I better ask their addresses.
  • I am going to listen to what amandeep singh ahuja has to say. because i am going to record his deadly jokes and going to play the same recording to him only. (after all...poison kills poison)
FINALLY, I WILL TRY DESE IN D 1ST WEEK OF JAN AND RELIVE VICTORY OVER THEM THE REMAINING YEAR!!!

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